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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Frederick Austin
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Lizzi
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me,
A creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the second day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the third day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the fourth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the fifth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the sixth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the seventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the eighth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the ninth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the tenth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, eleven friends just watching, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, twelve dudes I’m blocking, eleven friends just watching, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
A creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the second day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the third day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the fourth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the fifth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the sixth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the seventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meee!
On the eighth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the ninth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the tenth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, eleven friends just watching, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, twelve dudes I’m blocking, eleven friends just watching, ten corny topics, nine busted barbies, eight friends complaining, seven stalkers stalking, six party invites, FIIIIIIIIVE DRAMA QUEEEEENS, four game requests, three photo tags, two friends-a-pokin, & a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeeee!
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For future reference, Christmas carols, and traditional songs for which the author is not well known are filed under a very large category entitled "Traditional" There are about forty "12 days" that can be found there. So, if you wanted to do another Christmas parody and wanted to see how others did the original song (which is not a bad idea) that's where you'd go.
BTW, this is pretty good. "Twelve Days" is a good song to start with
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