Song Parodies -> "The Girl Who Is Bulimic"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl from Ipanema"

Original Performer:

"The Girl Who Is Bulimic"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Pale and lean and bony ugly
The Girl Who Is Bulimic is barfing
Like some dog arfing,
Food, she's been scarfing,
Goes, "Splat!"

Slow,...she walks,
just like a zombie
From "Night Of Living Dead"
the movie,
Her flapjack bosom,
No guy would choose 'em
Too flat...

(Ooohhhhh...
but she's looking so sickly
People stare at her with pity
She's so pathetic and strictly...
For the birds that fly out..
to the sea...
So straight like a stick from a tree..

Pale and lean
and bony ugly
The Girl Who Is Bulimic keeps barfing
Like some dog arfing,
Food she's been scarfing
Goes, "Splat"

She would look better fat
Cannot see where she's at?
Looks Like some..poor..mangy..cat...

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Matthias - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

One of the grossest topic imaginable, but not bad

Yoidy - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

A parody you can shake a stick at! Cruelly funny. 555

alvin - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

i just ate this up...and its gonna stay with me ...wonderfully disturbed imagery here

fOULbUrToN - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

tROUPlE

TJC - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I\\'m with Yoidy and alvin on this one! Fav line: Her flapjack bossom, No guy would choose 'em Too flat (though it probably would have been too predictable, was half-anticipating itchy/bichy/Ritchie triplet... does anything rhyme with Callista?). Excellent stuff!

AFW - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Matthias, Yoidy, alvin, and TJC

Bradford Boogie - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Good job of keeping to the rhyme scheme of the original lyrics.

stuart mcarthur - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

politically incorrect but bloody funny stuff AFW - I had one of my parodies about bulimia ripped apart on a bulimic support group website once - maybe you'll receive the same attention!! - oh, and fantastic pacing - 555

Rick C - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

I didn't puke after reading this one. :-) 555

AFW - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Bradford, stuart, and Rick C

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