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Stop tellin' kids lies,
Be truthful, today
Big birds don't fly the baby in
No Stork, No Stork

Todays kids are wise
Old games we can't play
No ifs, no buts, no maybe'n
No Stork, No Stork

Parents should wake up,
In the cities, on farms, in town
There are hip children today,
(Hey) They get around..

Those old fairy tales,
Won't cut it no more
No kids buy Nights Arabian,
Such fibs don't work..
Keep nurseries, pitch the rhymes
These are computer times
Give them the facts,
No Stork, No Stork..

No Stork, No Stork..
Parents must wake up
In the cities, on farms, in town
Remember, (A) they're not dumb
(B) on TV, (C) "King Of The Hill"
They know where they come from..

Old Grimm's fairy tales
Won't swing it no more
No kids buy Nights Arabian ?
White lies don't work
Keep nurseries, pitch the rhymes
They read The New York Times
Let's give them facts,
No Stork, No Stork..

They want the facts,
No Stork, No Stork..