Start spreadin' the news,
I saved up my pay
And I enhanced a part of it
New Pork, New Pork

I'll need bigger shoes
It's true what they say
I've got the ala carte of it
New Pork, New Pork

Now when I wake up
with a kitty, she'll say, "Let's bleep!"
Cause, I am King of the Thrill,
Pop of the deep!

These little town Sues
Who once walked away
Can't wait until the start of it,
With my New Pork..

If I can make 'em here
I'll make 'em anywhere
You really grew,
New Pork, New Pork

New Pork, New Pork,
I'm gonna' wake up
With a kitty, who'll say, "Let's bleep!"
Now, that I'm A-number one
Pop of the lust,
King of the thrill,
A-number one..

Oh, these little town Sues
They ain't walkin' away
They just can't wait until the start of it
With my New Pork

If I can make 'em here
I'll make 'em anywhere
It's up to them,
New Pork, New Pork

New Pork...