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Song Parodies -> "High Court Abhors You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"High Court Abhors You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

High court abhors you
They can’t wait to get their hands on you
High court abhors you
As they lead us to theocracy
Don’t want you free, high court abhors you
Croak Roe, croak Roe for the Rome Czar

Carry to term and then you’ll be
Worthless without much more pregnancy
The Court wants you as a person to have no agency
The black-clad clan’s play, to take all of your freedom away
For this crew the preferred year’s 1202
Or an earlier day

High court abhors you
They can’t wait to stamp their plan on you
High court abhors you
As they lead us to theocracy
No agency, high court abhors you
Croak Roe, croak Roe for the Rome Czar

Ending will be your rights
Try to gain them back, in jail you’re stayed
Your life no longer is your own
You are a handmaid
Don’t try to use your mind
And if you do, you are gonna find
That you are set in a prison to get
Punished beyond being fined

High court will store you
In a gulag, what they plan to do
Or they will bore through
Your skull and to a lobotomy
No cogency, high court will bore you
Poke hole, poke hole and drill in far

High court says you’re through
Your old life unremembered
(Toe the line or that’s the plan for you)
High court orders you
The female gender ruled over by men
(Guys gonna score you)
Just make babies!
(Birth time is an irrelevancy, who cares? not the
Fetus-adore crew)
So get out there and beget some roe
No capital R like you’re used to
When a child to the world you send, life ends
At conception life starts

High court now owns you
Salivate cuz their hands are on you
The high court owns you
You’re a servant of theocracy
Court owned by See has come to own you
Owned by the bro’s and the Rome Czar

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Phil Ossifer - May 23, 2022 - Report this comment
Why do I have the feeling you're the meme guy depicted as shrieking at the sky? The SC memo recognizes that RvW was a case of the court making law, which is not its Constitutional function. All this will do is send the issue back to the individual states where voters can actually have a say. Remember that concept? In the meantime, I'm told Target usually has good prices for Midol. HTH.

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