I serve cranberries and some Miller Lite
I've got a cooking thing
We're gonna eat all night
There is some stuffing, yams, and liquor
We'll start preheating now, so we can eat for dinner

Basting The Bird

We get some turkeys on this holiday
Mother-In Laws barging in, it's just a crying shame
Their lips are hungry for a real life meal
You take a bite right now, and your teeth will need healed

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

We take the innards and we throw away
Convection oven things set on high degrees
There is a chance that it won't come out charred
We start speed dialing now, that Pizza Parlor

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

Basting the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird