-> "Something Stupid - Something Kinky"
Original Song Title:
"Something Stupid"
Parody Song Title:
"Something Stupid - Something Kinky"
Parody Written by:
Steve Taite
The Lyrics
She: I stand here by the mirror
I want a look that’s quite a killer
For my first date with you.
I have this leather skirt
And knee high boots that really hurt
There's still my face I must do.
My lipstick's ruby red
And I wouldn't be caught dead
Without a piercing or two
Just some mascara in black
And my breasts I need to stack
Before I see you.
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He: I so despise all these blind dates
The other side is always late
And then I start to perspire.
I hope that casual is her style
Because it's been a long long while
Since I have bought new attire.
There's a girl coming this way
Who's surely not dressed for ballet
She says her name is Lou.
I try so not to stare
As I manage to declare
"It's nice to meet you".
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She: I can see it in your eyes
That I don't need to compromise
Tonight I've found my match.
He: You'll respect me as I am
I don't need a test or an exam
You are my perfect catch.
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He: I've practiced night and day
To find the perfect lines to say
But it's all wasted on you.
She: Why don't we both just leave
I have some plans here up my sleeve
And they all involve you .
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He: The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
So lets go do something blue.
She: I no longer need to look
'Cause it is written in my book
I was meant to be with you.
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