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Song Parodies -> "Tight White Speedo"

Original Song Title:

"Juke Box Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Tight White Speedo"

Parody Written by:

Stooge

The Lyrics

Standing in the bay, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a blanket, it was a filled up row
Heard the roar of the waves, he could picture the scene
Raised is head from the sand, then heard the angels sing
He saw one speedo, just blew him away
He saw dozens of guys, and the very next day
Bought a brand new G string, in a bathing suit store
Didn't know how to wear it, but he knew for sure
That bathing suit, looked good with his tan, didn't take long, to understand
That bathing suit, worn way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started wearin', ain't never gonna stop
Gotta keep on wearin', someday gonna make it to the top
And wear a tight white speedo, (between inner thighs) it's a tight white speedo
He took bathing suit (tight white speedo tween inner thighs)
tight white speedo, (tween inner thighs) he'll come alive tonight
On a beach without a name, in a heavy windstorm
Thought he cast his own shadow, on the sandy floor
Like a trip through the past, to that day in the bay
And that bathing suit, made his whole life change
Now he needs to keep on wearin', he just can't stop
Gotta keep on wearin', that boy has got to stay on top
And wear a tight white speedo, (between inner thighs)
it's a tight white speedo, (between inner thighs)
Yeah, tight white speedo, (between inner thighs)
With that bathing suit (tween inner thighs)
He'll come alive, come alive tonight, woah
Yeah, he's gotta keep on wearin', just can't stop
Gotta keep on wearin', that boy has got to stay on top
And wear a tight white speedo, (between inner thighs)
it's a tight white speedo (aah aah aah)
tight white speedo, (aah aah aah) tight white speedo, he wears tween inner thighs
tween inner thighs

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CML - November 11, 2021 - Report this comment
What an auspicious debut. Great parody from a first timer
Stooge - November 11, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks CML. Not exactly a first timer. I just haven't posted in a really really long time!

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