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Song Parodies -> "Hot Bunking"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hot Bunking"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Continuing my U-boat themed parodies...
Hans, we're hot bunking, time for sleeping
Mein Gott! Such smells... did you use the latrine?
Crawl out. Duty, get to maintenance
We're hot bunking, and time's wasting

Into the warm bunk I climb, your hygiene worse than mine
Sweat-soaked linen a blow
But it'll do just fine, been working diesels down the line
Still gonna grab this dirty pillow, dream of sweet Helga's tight h-le!

Time for a snooze, then comes another of the crew
12 bunks too few, gotta serve a total of 42!


Down the walkway left and right, in a boat cloaked in eternal night
U-boat, Kriegsmarine
Wish I had beer in a stein, a bar in some port to unwind
Depth charges, here comes trauma! The weapons of the enemy!

Did I sleep enough? Less than an hour is really rough
Back to the fight! North Atlantic action for Hitler's Reich!

We're depth dropping, trying to get free
Near miss noise a cacophony
Hundred meters, call the distance
We're still running, we're still running!

Got repair work to do, hot bunking for another crew
Type IX has more room, but a Type VIIC just spells gloom


Hot bunking, quarters tight
Hot bunking, under hot lights
Hot bunking, makes a grown man feel wild
Hot bunking, the warmth does make one smile
Hot bunking, take it in stride
Hot bunking, men of Doenitz pride
Hot bunking, it's a naval thing
Hot bunking, in Fuhrer's Kriegsmarine!
An additional 6 bunks could be fitted in the torpedo room once the first two Fish were loosed!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - April 06, 2016 - Report this comment
will this parody get 5's? U-boatcha!
R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937-2016.
Rob Arndt - April 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, and sad about MH :-(

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