-> "Cold Blooded"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Damn! I'm cold blooded, and shrunk down tiny
This wasn't the way that I used to be
Created 6th Day, was a mammal advanced
Not cold blooded, not cold blooded!
Stood tall on my legs- hind. Had fur, horns and a body that shined
Walked everywhere on show
Not this slip and slide, on my belly ride
Used to shine the colors of the rainbow*!
My freedom to choose, to eat of the Forbidden Fruit
An interesting food, revealed everything that I never knew
Such a delight, maybe share with Eve alright
Strange voice inside of me
Not exactly of the Divine, something naughty in my mind
Something with a dark aura... led me to decieve
Was not strong enough, to fight this evil in my guts
Set up Eve oh so nice. Come on human, just take one bite!
A new choice to choose, didn't know my legs to lose!
Oh, I should have refused, became a pawn of you-know-who (Satan)
Cold blooded, changed my eyesight
Cold blooded, lost all my legs that night
Cold blooded, no fur, horns, not mammal
Cold blooded, a slithering reptile
Cold blooded, could no longer shine
Cold blooded, forced to eat tiny mice
Cold blooded, YHWH did this awful thing
Cold blooded, to me and my offspring...
Lost everything. Highest in the animal creation. Brought down low, so low...
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