-> "Headcheese"
Original Song Title:
"Head Games"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Headcheese"
The Lyrics
Daylight, lunchtime
In the fridge, don't know what to devour
A bologna sub sandwich sounds right
Wanting lunch, in the freezer I scour
No snack ever seems right
There’s cold leftover pizza but I had that last night
It’s chowtime, I wanna dine
On some spiced pork lunch meat, it’s time to go eat
Headcheese, it's jellied meat, baby
Headcheese, and I just wanna have some more
Headcheese, I don't want no pizza
Headcheese
The deli that sells my headcheese
I keep thinkin' of it, yeah, thinkin' of it
These delis that sell their meat
I don’t see any, do they have any?
Daylight turns into night
I try and find the headcheese but it's nowhere in sight
It's always a crave, there’s no headcheese today
Don’t want no salami, I don’t want no pastrami
Headcheese, that's all I want for lunch
Headcheese, and I just wanna have some more
Headcheese, don't want no pizza
Headcheese
Headcheese, sliced any way
I pass the deli by 'cause they don’t have it today
I’m hungry, and it’s headcheese I crave
I want my jellied pork with pepper, anise, and sage
Headcheese, it’s jellied meat, baby
Headcheese, 'till I can't eat it anymore
Headcheese, instead of tuna fish
Headcheese, ooh
Headcheese, always jellied meat, baby
Headcheese, 'till I can't eat it anymore, I want
Headcheese, instead of tuna fish, I want
Headcheese
Headcheese, what I love to eat
Headcheese, yeah, favorite deli meat
Headcheese
(Fade out)
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