Well, I'm
Not funny,
Check in and see!
And on a scale of one to ten, it's a three!
AmiWriters, can you view more than glance?
I'm not funny,
I'm not funny!

When I try to satirize--
Or maybe philosophize--
Ones and twos on a roll!

Not for you? So, fine!!
Let me try another line--
I wanna know
Who's one-twosin'
Masterful jokes!?

Now, it sucks to you,
Every day it feels like déjà vu--
Just threes and twos--
I'm ownin' drubbin's like I never knew!

That's why I'm
Not funny!
Check in and see!
How-funny average is a 2.03!
Someone save me, give me two fours, I'll dance!
I'm not funny,
I'm not funny!

Yeah, it feels not right--
Not one ROFLMAO in sight!
Doesn't please you, I see--

Someone's got to give me a five!
Come on, world, ONE tiny five!!
Tell me, are you ones-bombin'?
It sure looks that way to me...

Do you loathe my stuff?
I recognize it's not quite up to snuff...
Does my timing bite??
Could you change these ones for threes tonight???

Said I'm
Not funny!
Check in and see!
Really knee jerk, spurning insights from me!
Am I crazy, or do you scorn my stance?
I'm not funny,
I'm not funny!
Why not???

Well, it's awfully rude--
How the hell do you spell ronday-vooh?
Oh, it's nothing new--
I always get my share from you-know-who...

'Cuz I'm
Not funny!
Check in and see--
I get the flamin' emails from ChuckyG!
Somewhat jaded, like that dude Rosencrantz--
I'm not funny,
I'm not funny!

(Not funny!)
Parody night--
(Not funny!)
Some threes would delight--
(Not funny!)
Comments dissin' my style--
(Not funny!)
No emoticon smiles--
(Not funny!)
Yes, my humor is dry--
(Not funny!)
Like pastrami on wry--
(Not funny!)
This lyrical binge--
(Not funny!)
Votes'll make me cringe...