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"Cold As Ice"

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"Cold As Ice"

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The Lyrics

Cold As Ice

You’re as cold as ice, I don’t have to sacrifice my thirst
You have a lower price, you know I’d pay it twice, for draft

I drool when you pour, it happens all the time
Your taste is so pure, I leave the world behind
The buzz is so good, that I’ll gladly pay
A good bit of money, to drink you today

You’re as cold as ice, I don’t have to sacrifice my thirst
Taste like paradise, you know I’ll pay the price, for beer

But when I drink beer, it happens all the time
I hunger for food, and add to my waistline
I’m spending my dough, I’m throwing away
A fortune in hot wings, and someday I’ll pay

Cold as ice - you know that you are
Cold as ice - as cold as ice to me
Cold as ice

You're as cold as ice, say it twice, I know, yes I know
You're as cold as ice, ain’t that nice, I know, oh yes I know
You're as cold as ice, it’s my vice, I know, oh yes I know
You're as cold as ice...

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Andy Primus - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one - especially liked the hot wings line

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