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Song Parodies -> "Cold As Ice (Literally)"
Original Song Title:
"Cold As Ice"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"Cold As Ice (Literally)"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
An ode to winter and extreme cold.
It's as cold as ice
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more
I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!
It's as cold as ice
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more
I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!
(Solo)
Cold as ice, I can't start my car
Cold, cold, as, as, ice, as cold as ice to me
Cold, cold, as, as, ice
Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice
It's as cold as ice
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice...
(Repeat indefinitely)
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more
I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!
It's as cold as ice
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more
I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!
(Solo)
Cold as ice, I can't start my car
Cold, cold, as, as, ice, as cold as ice to me
Cold, cold, as, as, ice
Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice
It's as cold as ice
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice...
(Repeat indefinitely)
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Chris - What locale are you writing about. It has been fairly cool here in south Texas so I can imagine what it feels like in the northern climates.
How Cold was it?
It was so cold that the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold that Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!
How Cold was it?
It was so cold that the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold that Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!
This was good. I hate cold weather. I moved to the west coast to get away and I'm still freezing my buns off!
Chris, not too keen on the original, so this is a 'stone cold' certain improvement.
Wanna swap? It's bloody cold down here. 5-4-4
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