Squeezin' out the ketchup, down at Burger King
Lickin' the spoon you used for sour cream
Don't mind you usin' the butter, the butter on the plate
But don't use it for corn that you already ate

Heed my cries - no more double dippin'
Dip once per fry - no more double dippin'
Ooh, I don't want your cooties, don't want your gum disease
Your double dippin' always pesters me

Try takin' more than you, you think you'll need
And if you come up short, well then it's tough cookies
It's not alright, you're pushing me close to my limit
Don't eat with me if you must double dip it

I do despise..that there double dippin'
A gross surprise...is your double dippin'
Ooh, it is always nasty...and truly disgusting
Your double dippin' really really tends to pester me, to pester me, yeah-ah

Ooh, double dippin, no more double dippin'
Ooh, It's just like you're in special ed, you're in special ed
Ooh, quit your double dippin'
Ooh, eating double double, double dippin'
Ooh, oh your double dippin'
Ooh, double dippin'
Yeah-ah, quit your double dippin', ooh...