[brief instrumental intro]

Well, my yacht's flooded
I'm stuck out at sea
The sharks are circling
Looks like they're eying me
Hope someone saves me
Or I won't have a chance
My yacht's flooded
That's not funny

Now you'll have to hear me whine
and later my last frantic cries
Here is my tale of woe

I'm behooved at this time
To express that I'm not fine
I sure do hope
That you're coming
out to my boat

Now it's likely true
If you don't save me I will be shark food
I think that's screwed
My boat is sinking
deep into the blue

Hey, guy – My yacht's flooded
Stuck here, you see
I'm much in need now
Won't you please rescue me?
Oh, please save me
I think you're my last chance
I'm not funnin'
The clock's runnin'

I'm so filled with fright
Save me from this awful plight
Please respond to my pleas

Bud, would you please throw me a line (And hurry!)
'Cause I'm in a bind (Help Me!)
In a spot right now
Goose is cooked now if you leave

Man, this really sucks
I will be dead-meat if those sharks smell blood
I'm a whiny guy
Oh, please save my ass
From sharks that bite

My damn yacht's flooded
It's got a big leak
I should have checked it before
going to sea
I'm a dummy
now I'm wetting my pants
The sharks smell blood
They want my butt (Hope not!)

[instrumental break – sharks circle in closer now]

Now it seems I'm screwed
Those sharks sense that I will be good food
I implore you, dude
Please help me get away
from Death so cruel

'Cause my yacht's flooded
Got a big leak
And now it's sinking
deep down into the sea
Man, please save me
Now you're my only chance
A shark's comin'
He looks hungry

(Shark's comin')
Has me in sight
(Looks hungry)
Like he wants a bite
(Not funny)
Grisly death in short time
(Oh, please buddy)
Save me from this fate so vile

(I'm bloodied)
That shark bit my thigh
(shock's set in)
See you wave me "bye-bye"
(No blood left)
They're devouring me

losing blood most rapidly

[fade out to end]