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Song Parodies -> "Blue Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foghat

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Guy"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

So, I realize that the fact that the parodies weren't updated on Tuesday means that you now get two Sonic parodies, but in this case, I figured two was better than one. Enjoy the parody!
Whoo!
Awww!

[x4]:
Blue guy,
He’s so breezy!

He’s a cool dude,
He’s ready to fight,
He gets all the chicks,
He runs day and night!

Oooh,
Blue guy!
Oooh!

[x2]:
Blue guy,
Don’t get queasy!

Showdown, mows down
Lots of evil robots and stops crimes!
Scrollin’, rollin’,
Sonic the Hedgehog, it’s showtime!

[guitar solo]

He’s in a feud
Of wrong versus right,
Doctor Robotnik
Is just too uptight, yeah!

Oooh…

[x2]:
Blue guy,
He’s so breezy!

Touchdown, shuts down
Dark and evil scoundrels made of slime!
Bold and soled in
Red and white sneakers, he’s so prime!

Blue guy,
Breezy!
Blue guy,
Easy!

[x2]:
Speed up,
Keyed up!

Showdown, mows down
Lots of evil robots and stops crimes!
Scrollin’, rollin’,
Sonic the Hedgehog, it’s showtime!

[x2]:
Blue guy,
He’s so breezy!

[x2]:
Speed up,
Keyed up!

Oh yeah, Sonic,
He’s the blue guy for us!
Oh yeah, Sonic,
A cool blue guy!

Oh, feels good,
Yeah, feels so good!
We like him!
Yeah, he feels good!
Oh, he feels all right!

You know he’s ready to fight!
You know he’s ready to fight!
He runs all day and night!
He runs all day and night!
You know he’s ready to fight!
He runs all day and night!
You know he’s ready to fight!
He runs all day and night!

Whoa!

[guitar solo]

[x4]:
His golden heart!

Whoo!

[increasingly fast guitar solo]

BLUE GUY!
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by not being able to get my lovin'...EVER!

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