Song Parodies -> "Boat Rides (Make Me Queasy)"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Ride"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Boat Rides (Make Me Queasy)"

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The Lyrics

[Instrumental intro]

Boat rides
Make me queasy
No lie
It's not pleasing

Motion
Makes me seasick
Soon I
Will be heaving

I'm feelin' screwed
Head's spinning and light
I sure do feel sick
Moan and groan all night

UuummmfffBarf flies!

Bleeeaaahhh
More times
I'll be heaving
I fight
My gag reflex

Know now
Can't hold down
Can't stop blowin' chunks
They keep flyin'

Blows out
My snout
Blowin' chunks out
The whole night

Blew all my food
Been retchin' all night
Dude, I am real sick
Kneel at can all night
Bleeeaaahhh

Puuuuukkkke

Un-wise
Going to sea
Why'd I
Ever agree

Fell down
Barf found
Wearing my own vomit
My teeth grind

Moaning
Groaning
Barfed the whole night
Don't feel right

[instrumental break]

Boat rides
seasick
Barf flies
heaving
Some dried
on my sleeve

[fade out]

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alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

spewing out fives here

Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

When then my nautical mis-adventure piece did not go for naught ~ ~ ~

John Barry - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

"Boat" fives.

Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, JB

Adagio - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Hold it down over there in Ca. ...I can smell the stuff. : D 5's

Paul Robinson - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Now I know why those "Volga Boat Men" used to sing "Yo-oh Heave-Ho"...Of course my brothers and I used to call them "Vulgar Boat Men"...Thanks, Pat ~ ~ ~

Meriadoc - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Must be heavy metal night at Paul's house.... a very worthy summary of the OS ! ;-)

Paul Robinson - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mer ~ ~ ~

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