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Song Parodies -> "Hocus Pocus Yodel"
Original Song Title:
"Hocus Pocus"
Original Performer:
Focus
Parody Song Title:
"Hocus Pocus Yodel"
Parody Written by:
Grandpa
The Lyrics
This is what I imagine a Yodel delivery driver sings all day (probably)...I wonder if they deliver to, how do you say that really long place name on Anglesey, North Wales?
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Parcel for you
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Parcel for you
Once I get my van loaded & I join the busy traffic flow
Observe all the speed limits & the lights - you stop, I go, go, go!
We deliver store to store but mostly store to door, &
We deliver John o' Groats & all the way down to Land's End
Even been to Llan-fair-pwll-
gwyn-gyll-go-ger-ych-wyrn-drob-wll-llan-ty-silio-
go-go-goch
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Yodel for you
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Parcel for you
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Parcel for you
Once I get my van loaded & I join the busy traffic flow
Observe all the speed limits & the lights - you stop, I go, go, go!
We deliver store to store but mostly store to door, &
We deliver John o' Groats & all the way down to Land's End
Even been to Llan-fair-pwll-
gwyn-gyll-go-ger-ych-wyrn-drob-wll-llan-ty-silio-
go-go-goch
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-liv-er-y
Yodel for you
© 2022 Grandpa (1.7.22) The UK music buying public have made their last 4 Xmas #1's a parody. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform it (especially if you can pronounce the name of "that" Welsh town), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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Forgot to add, couple of different versions I've heard of the original song & depending on the original lyric source, these lyrics are based not on a live performance, so I hope AmIright eventually apply a link to the version this suits!
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