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Song Parodies -> "Pilfered Mings"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Springs"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Pilfered Mings"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Crime don't pay, especially if you're stupid.
(Instrumental intro)

You should see my pilfered Mings
Blue-green treasured vases
Dated to some Chinese Queen
Rare findings of precious stashes

And you will say that they're pretty
And say " OK, stuff is real cool"
Sure will make me real good dough

I took them in to this fence, dude
Turned me down, "I'm not buying"
He said, "this stuff ain't worth no dough,
I can't sell this stuff for nothing, you see

And then I say "this is shitty"
And then I say "This sure sucks, dude
Gotta tell you, This sure blows"

Sure blows
Because you tell me that it's worthless *
That this stuff ain't worth no dough

I'm pissed as hell, I'm screwed - that dude sure upset me
It blows, surely will rue, the cops do suspect me


I'm pissed as hell, I'm screwed - that news sure upset me
It blows, sure I will rue, the cops do suspect me
They'll follow me 'round 'cause I made a bad choice; it haunts me
Geezus, now I'm mad
I will not get away; cannot hide from their warrant, I'm so screwed
I was such a fool
Now fleeing the hounds, now I frown 'cause those lawmen want me
I don't stand a chance
And now I'm gonna pay - go to jail for too long , I'm so screwed

(Instruments to fade)
* Very hard to fence rare and precious artifacts when everyone is aware they are stolen

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