Laboratory lab home
Of these two mi-i-ice

Pinky’s a weirdo
He says, “Narf!”
Fifty times

Brain is
The short one who vows
“World Domination”
Through his plans he’s conveying
He will have Earth in his reign
(Have Earth in his reign)

Though his
Mind’s extremely endowed
He will never conquer the land
And his plans keep on failing
Cause his partner is insane
(Partner is insane)

“Brainwash them with tacos”
Throw a feast tonight
Add the tomatoes
They’ll help us hypnotize
Don’t need violence
Just a spark of brain’s might

“Are you pondering right now?
What I’m pondering yet again?”
Brain just hears Pinky saying
“I think so, wait, no, Brain”
(Think so, wait, no Brain)

“If we had our own milk cow
We won’t need Dairy Queen again”
Then you hear Pinky laughing
As his head is whacked by Brain

See the people eat their chow
And their wanting even seconds
But their still not obeying
Used the fruit from the wrong crate

Brain… Won’t be a ruler
(Prepare for tomorrow)

Brain… Won’t be emperor
(Prepare for tomorrow)

Brain… Won’t be like Caesar
(Prepare for tomorrow)

Brain… Won’t be a leader
(Prepare for tomorrow)

[End of song]

Pinky: “What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?”
Brain: “The same thing we do every night Pinky! Try to take over the world!