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Song Parodies -> "Slayed And Stuffed Me"
Original Song Title:
"Say You Love Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Slayed And Stuffed Me"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...mrs. bates sings to her son...
no mercy baby...for an old gal like me
cause i've been hollowed, hollowed, hollowed out you see
i'm stitched up tight...from my head to my toes
you've kept me, kept me, kept me stashed down here below
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
no pity, baby...just when i thought life was over
i got a stunning, stunning...stunning...makeover
i don't approve..of this new reupholstery
you have renewed me again...so it ain't the end of me
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
i'm gonna squawk about it
i'm gonna freak about it
i'm gonna shriek about it evermore
norman, baby...why not let me pass away
cause i'm gettin' weathered, weathered...more each day
i guess i'm not as moist as i used to me
and if i'm left here to bend...there will be no mendin' me
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
slayed...and then stuffed me
norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?
cause i've been hollowed, hollowed, hollowed out you see
i'm stitched up tight...from my head to my toes
you've kept me, kept me, kept me stashed down here below
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
no pity, baby...just when i thought life was over
i got a stunning, stunning...stunning...makeover
i don't approve..of this new reupholstery
you have renewed me again...so it ain't the end of me
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
i'm gonna squawk about it
i'm gonna freak about it
i'm gonna shriek about it evermore
norman, baby...why not let me pass away
cause i'm gettin' weathered, weathered...more each day
i guess i'm not as moist as i used to me
and if i'm left here to bend...there will be no mendin' me
and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me
slayed...and then stuffed me
norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?
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Laughed my wizened *ss off!
Alvin - You are getting me into that Bates frame of mind again. I may have to counter this with one of my own again. This stuff never gets old and you are the true master of Bates horrordy. I simply loved this one. It's up there with your best of Bates. Superb!
The "No pity" 3rd verse is over the top to the stratosphere. Unreal!!! Hilarious!!! Makes my day...
The "No pity" 3rd verse is over the top to the stratosphere. Unreal!!! Hilarious!!! Makes my day...
thanks john and guy....i have yet another psycho parody cooked up....i'd love to read more of yours
Like the movie, that's too nauseating for my taste, but good parody anyway.
thanks 2eagle
For an answer, I believe Mrs. Bates must refer to that old expression, "Nor-man is an island"...(groan)...another fine "Hitch" here
555
thanks AFW and PMS
Showering 5s upon it
thanks stan
Sir Alvin, Oh ~ Mighty Duke of Roads~ this is getting a litle like Pirate Jack Barrow's "LunchMeat" . . . Can we bury the "bates" family now ???
Great stuff, alvin! Hmmm...I'm just thinkin' here...
5's, of course ~ ~ ~
But I'm still just...thinkin'...
Sir Alvin, I'll even help with the Funeral costs . . .
thanks littleBatCakes and paul
Anyone considering a parody of Psycho, consider "Mama" by Genesis, "Mama's Boy" by the Ramones, or maybe even "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith.
Nice job, Alvin.
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