-> "I'm Cursing, Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Say You Love Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Cursing, Lady"
The Lyrics
{Pre-Intro - Coughing, Gasping & Choking Sounds}
I'm cursing, lady, since you just cut me off
You know I'm coughing, gasping, choking on your exhaust
Your diesel fumes stuff up and clog my nose
Stuck here in traffic; with no place else to go
'Cause when the timing's off and it's out of tune
your car will give off many toxic fumes
It's screwed; it sucks - breathing all that stuff
What I'm saying's kind of ugly
It's sh*tty, lady
Breathing that crap from your muffler
I'd like to put you in my shoes, so that you could discover
I gasp and choke; I'm struggling hard to breathe
And there is so much smoke that I can hardly see
Why don't you take your car; get the damn thing tuned?
Driving around like this will get it ruined
Yes, soon I will have had quite enough
Things here could get really ugly
(Instrumental Break)
{More Gasping, Choking, Coughing & Wheezing Sounds - then some sputtered-out Cursing sounds}
Come on, lady, please listen to what I say
Because I'm having trouble breathing here today
The crap that's blowing out your exhaust pipe
screws up my lungs and now causes me to gripe
From that disgusting stuff that comes from your car
Feels like my head is in a tub of tar
I'm nauseous; think I will soon throw up
If I do, you'll be sorry
Yes, I've had quite enough of that wretched spew
Got your attention now in your rear view
I'm raving mad; I'm one pissed-off pup
You could say that I'm angry
Yes, I am angry
Mad, yes, I'm angry
Yelling, screaming, shouting
shrieking, freaking, pounding (Bleaahh!)
Foul mood; not too charming
Anger has been mounting
Angry 'cause you've harmed me
anger; it's astounding...
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