-> "Symptoms of Flu"
Original Song Title:
"Crystal"
Parody Song Title:
"Symptoms of Flu"
The Lyrics
You can always spot
the first initial symptoms
head hurts awful
feel screwed
have a fever
I looked around
the whole office
was coughing
all around
nose's stuffed
eyes were puffed
and their sinuses
yes, they were pounding
had the flu
and that soon it would
be my turn, too
my nose would
soon be running
muscles ache and my head
would be pounding
my ass would
sure be dragging
I can't breathe
cannot breathe
need some tea
yeah...
Then the stages of flu
the pains
your stomach aching
all you can eat
is clear soup
and it seems tasteless
then snot runs down
just like water
it's flowing
right on down
like a hose
from my nose
it is driving
driving me bonkers
this damned flu
all the aching
head pounding
it's screwed
It's driving me
freaking bonkers
Now I'm sneezing out
phlegm from my honker
my ass it
still is dragging
I can't breathe
cannot breathe
Need relief
yeah
need relief
yeah...
{Background sounds of draining nasal passages, sniffling, coughing, hacking and sneezing
out to fade}
{Singer coughs, sneezes, and talks - complaining how miserable he feels out to end fade}
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