{Instrumental intro}

{to opening notes, sung lightly}
(dead-dead-dead, I'm a dead man)
(dead-dead-dead, I'm so dead, man)
(dead-dead-dead, I'm a dead man)
(dead-dead-dead, now I'm dead, man)
(dead-dead-dead, yes, I'm dead, man)

In my grave, I am as cold as ice
Heard "amen"; priest gave me my Last Rites
I'm over and dead
(over and dead)
Oh, they've turned out my lights

Never thought about the end of life
Did not expect that my lovely wife
would sharp-blade me
(right in my chest)
with that kitchen knife

Now bleeding like a fat, stuck pig
my blood runs out like wine
My wife's dancing now; a jig
she's quite happy that I am dyin'

{Instrumental break}

(dead-dead-dead, I'm a dead man)
(dead-dead-dead, I'm so dead, man)
(dead-dead-dead, dead-dead-dead, man)
(dead-dead-dead, Yeah, I'm dead, yeah)

(Oh, he's so dead)
(In my tomb)

I'm bleeding like a pig; I squeal
a shroud covers my eyes
Looks like I'm now one "done deal"
And I'll soon be lying in pine

Now I'm descending into darkness
I'd kind of hoped that I'd be blessed
I'm over and dead
(Oh, he's so dead)
I can't see the light

I've been laid to rest
(because he's dead)
can't tell day from night
My wife's now with Fred
(giving him head)
Now Fred "boinks" my wife
{"boink-boink-boink" sounds}
("boink')
{Instrumentals to Fade}

{sing lightly to instrumental notes}
(gives head to Fred)
(almost every night)

(Has hot sex with Fred)
{"boink-boink-boink"}
(Man, that sure does bite)

(her legs; always spread)
{"boink-boink-boink"}
(they're splayed open wide)

(with that bastard, Fred)
{"boink-boink-boink-boink"}
(is my cheatin' wife)
{"boink-boink, boink-boink-boink"}

(because I'm so dead)
{"boink, boink-boink-boink"}
{"boink"}