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Song Parodies -> "Gold Fish Crackers"
Original Song Title:
"Gold Dust Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Gold Fish Crackers"
Parody Written by:
pimrizr
The Lyrics
Rock on gold fish crackers
Take your cheesy fins
And swim away
I am hungry
Pick a snack and you pray
Sitting on the store shelf
See the sale price as it goes down
Hungry snackers pick their prey
But they never buy them out
They are baked not fried
Put the bag down
Shatter them into little crumbs
They've expired now, do you know how
Pick up the bag, throw 'em out
Swim on cheesy fish
Smile right back at
Those who eat cheetos
Gold fish make bad health food
You better put the pretzels up for sale
They are baked not fried
Put the bag down
Shatter them into little crumbs
They've expired now, do you know how
Pick up the bag, throw 'em out
Take your cheesy fins
And swim away
I am hungry
Pick a snack and you pray
Sitting on the store shelf
See the sale price as it goes down
Hungry snackers pick their prey
But they never buy them out
They are baked not fried
Put the bag down
Shatter them into little crumbs
They've expired now, do you know how
Pick up the bag, throw 'em out
Swim on cheesy fish
Smile right back at
Those who eat cheetos
Gold fish make bad health food
You better put the pretzels up for sale
They are baked not fried
Put the bag down
Shatter them into little crumbs
They've expired now, do you know how
Pick up the bag, throw 'em out
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pimrizr - Very nice job! 5's - haven't seen too much Fleetwood Mac here on the site. I've been meaning to look at some of their songs for a while.
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