-> "Bleach, Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Beach Baby"
Parody Song Title:
"Bleach, Baby"
The Lyrics
Do you remember the song A-B-C, ohohoh
My skin was more like ebony than ivory, ohohoh
I was singing with the Jackson five
Singing lead as just a little kid.
And don't you think it's a little strange, ohohoh
That more so than my voice my skin has changed, ohohoh
If you see my early pics you won't believe your eyes
My skin's much lighter now I'll tell you what I did
Bleach baby, bleach on my ears and my hands
And my arms and the rest of my body.
Oh what a sight my skin is white unlike before
Bleach baby, bleach, now isn't it grand
I have a different skin shade than my poppy
What can I say I sure changed the day it was done.
Ooh, you can't tell if I'm black or white
Ooh, I've heard that I'm a scary sight
Billie Jean beat it and won't come back.
The ability to thrill she said I lacked.
Ben won't talk to me since I got so pale
At least I can be friends with Willy the Whale.
Bleach baby, bleach on my ears and my hands
And my arms and the rest of my body.
Oh what a sight my skin is white unlike before
Bleach baby, bleach, now isn't it grand
I have a different skin shade than my poppy
What can I say I sure changed the day it was done.
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