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Song Parodies -> "Bush Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"Beach Baby"

Original Performer:

First Choice

Parody Song Title:

"Bush Turkey"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

U.S. troops in Iraq get live Thanksgiving turkey delivered from the White House, as Bush sneaks from his Crawford ranch into a Baghdad airplane hangar under a press blackout.
(instrumental intro)

This past November on Thanksgiving Day,
Bush told nobody he would sneak away.
He flew to see troops in his Iraq war;
Low troop morale could make his war plans fail.

Whatever happens, this bungling fool flops.
War mess; Shrub should remember those of Pop's.
Already thinks about the world's next war.
His sneak trip featured on his campaign trail.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey, failed command.
Gave troops something that they can remember.
They'll fight his war,
Bush just talks and keeps score for the far right.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey; his stunt was planned
To prop polls 'til next November.
Tell his he's done; vote him out, make him run far away.

Ooooh... our troops fought, but war won't end.
Ooooh... Bush isn't anybody's friend.

We cannot wait 'til next Election Day
This crooked czar and Rove; let's send away.
Rice, Rummy, Cheney, Wolfowitz all bring
War mess; they manage to f**k up everything.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey, failed command.
Gave troops something that they can remember.
They'll fight his war, Bush just talks and keeps score
For the far right.

Bush Turkey, Bush Turkey; his stunt was planned
To prop polls 'til next November.
Tell his he's done; vote him out, make him run far away.

(repeat chorus and fade)

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