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Song Parodies -> "The Age of Asparagus"

Original Song Title:

"The Age of Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"The Age of Asparagus"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Age of Asparagus by Jeffrey Moran

When the moon shines on the greenhouse, and cucumbers fill pickle jars.
The peas outside are planted, and zuchinnis in every car.

This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus, Age of Asparagus, Asparagus, Asparagus.

Many garden wonders found in simply every farmer’s market.
No more processed food for supper, only freshest fruit provisions,
Heuristic ‘tater cultivation, and we dine in celebration.

This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus, Age of Asparagus, Asparagus, Asparagus.

Let the sun shine; let the sun shine in; the sun shine in.
Etc. forever.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Patrick - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
All I am saying is give peas a chance.
Ratpick - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Visualize whirled peas.
Jonathan - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment 5's
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - October 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Liked the idea, pacing off a bit. Terrible spelling of zucchini (plural form of zucchino - little squash); would have been easier to use "squash". My advice, "Plan okra; park on Alp". (Sec. code = 552)!
ancient Girl Scout mascot - August 19, 2018 - Report this comment
This is a pretty good version, but the one the Girl Scouts sang on the camp bus 55 years ago was really snap bean. Keep massaging it! @8^D

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