Song Parodies -> "Good Morning, Bear Breath"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning, Starshine"

Original Performer:

"Good Morning, Bear Breath"

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The Lyrics

Good Morning, Bear Breath
Your exhale is mean
So strong it could sour
High tech Listerine..

Good Morning, Bear Breath
No kiss will begin
You got me holdin' my nose
I wonder where your mouth has been..

Yucky, Yuck, Yucky; Pooky, pooky, pooky
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..
Acky, acky, acky; Nah, na nana, nana
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Early morning stinky poo..

Good Morning, Bear Breath
Smells like donkey doo
Or bad eggs aroma,
An old Nike shoe...

Good Morning, Bear Breath
No kiss will begin
It's got me holdin' my nose
I wonder where your mouth has been..

Yo, it's so strong, stronger than strong
Baby, it's wrong, light me a bong,
Go to Hongkong!
Move along, way too strong,
Strong, strong, strong, strong
Stink, stink, stink, stink
Strong, strong, strong, strong,
Stink, stink, stink, stink, strong...

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stuart mcarthur - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Go to Hong Kong! LOL! can I borrow that line? - funny and silly, AFW - 555

alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

so descriptive i could smell it...5s

Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Wonderfully wacky! High-fives.:-)

Kristof Robertson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

A malady I can totally relate to. Great job. 555

AFW - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stuart....the Hong Kong line..sure it's yours...and thanks, alvin....and thanks, Rick...and thanks Kristof.....,,and how does that old joke go? halitosis is better than no breath at all...

PMS - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for giving me something to help me exorcise this OS when it becomes lodged between my frontal lobes!!

Paul Robinson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

"Your breath this morning curled the hairs in my sinuses" (to "Aquarius") 5's ~ ~ ~

Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Whoa, assuming "Bad To The Bone" was real life, disregard my comment on that parody. Bad hygiene of the mouth is bad hygiene down south (more than likely, just made that up).

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