Blunder of blunders, big upset of big upsets!
Coakley was tapped for Teddy's seat,
Thought she'd win easy - idiot of idiots.
She took them down to defeat.

Blunder of blunders, idiot of idiots!
Dear Coakley ran a bad campaign.
Ran like she'd won, insulted her constituents.
Strategy? No, just insane.

When Coakley trashed the Red Sox fans, that was a bonehead play.
When she said she'd ram through all the health care plans, that was a bonehead play too.
But in the end it didn't matter much
'Cause she and her party were out of touch,
And the gaff that finally sealed her luck
Was when Obama bashed Brown's truck!


Blunder of blunders, big upset of big upsets!
Bay State could not go G.O.P.
John Kerry, Barney Frank, and all's what we saw.
Democratic dynasty!

When Barack's magic didn't work, that was significant.
When they couldn't show Brown as a right wing jerk, that was significant too.
But the loudest of messages sent that day
Is that "Hope And Change" can work both ways!
No more dirty dealing back room stuff!
Just one year - we've had enough!