So this is the tale
It's about Mr. Cooper
Even though, his life ain't super
Lived in Oakland
Town in NorCal
This man, will take a stand

He'd ever used to teach P.E.
I bet he was very friendly
And that man's nobody's worst enemy
No one else but Mr. Cooper

Mark and Vanessa moved in
With who else?
Mark's girl cousin herself
Mark's cousin
Geneva was her name
Who's to blame?

He met somebody named P.J. Moore
Who's been his babysitter before
He's always coming, coming back for more
Ooooooh, Mr. Cooper

At last he looked at a newspaper ad
If that's Vanessa's then he'll be glad
You'd rather want to feel completely sad
Ooooooohhhh, Mr., Mr. Cooper