I burnt the pancakes, but I did not burn the scrambled eggs.
I burnt the pancakes, but I did not burn no scrambled eggs.

1. Sizzling bacon and sausage links, are trying to drag me down.
I make a living as a breakfast cook, I grill them until they turn brown.
Yes until they are all golden brown, but I say:

I burnt the pancakes, but I did not burn the scrambled eggs.
I burnt the pancakes, but I swear it was a Teflon pan.

2. Emeril Lagasse always hated me,
For what I don’t know.
Every time that I toast sesame seeds,
he’d say bam them before they grow
he’s say bam them before they grow.
Read it in the news.

I burnt the pancakes, but I swear it was a Teflon pan.
I burnt the pancakes, and they say it’s made in Amsterdam.

3. Freedom came my way one day
Got fired and I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden the unemployment office calls
Making me to feel like a lazy jerk,
So I applied at IHOP, and found me some work. On no.

I burnt the pancakes, but I did not burn the scrambled eggs.
I burnt the pancakes, but I swear it was a Teflon pan.

4. Whole Wheat Flapjacks got the better of me
And what is to be must be:
Every day the batter goes to the grill,
One day the flames will drop out,
Yes One day, one day the flames will all drop out. I say:

I burnt the pancakes, but I swear it was a Teflon pan.
I burnt the pancakes, and they say it’s made in Amsterdam.