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Song Parodies -> "I Am an Elf"

Original Song Title:

"All By Myself"

Original Performer:

Eric Carmen

Parody Song Title:

"I Am an Elf"

Parody Written by:

Brad Snyder (Redyns Darb)

The Lyrics

A song of Middle-Earth...kinda.
When earth was young, I used to frolic in the sun,
And practice fighting just for fun. Those days are gone.
Living in peace so many quiet centuries.
I loved to dance and talk with trees; I fight for these.

I am an elf of Middle-Earth,
A warrior-elf, killing orcs.
I am an elf of noble birth.
Don’t like the smell of men or dwarves

Battles raze the glen. Sometimes we lose, but mostly win.
Wave after wave, is there no end? We won’t give in.

( break )

I am an elf of Middle-Earth,
A mighty elf, and really tall.
I’m in great health, though old as dirt.
Next to myself, you’re kind of small.

( another break? really? )

Singing songs of love, I never dreamed I’d give it up.
But now I *SCREAM!!* for goblin blood!!
(was that too much?)

I am an elf of Middle-Earth,
I don’t need help from dwarf or man.
Those who aren’t elves think I’m a jerk;
But I’m an elf; it’s who I am.
(c) Brad Snyder 2017

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Pacing: 4.5
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Total Votes: 2

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CML - January 17, 2018 - Report this comment
This is without a doubt the THIRD BEST newbie parody done by the same guy I've seen today!!!
Brad Snyder - January 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Really appreciate all your positive comments, CML. You made my day.

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