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Song Parodies -> "Films Of Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Spill The Wine"
Original Performer:
Eric Burdon And War
Parody Song Title:
"Films Of Mine"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
peter jackson "fondly" recalls shooting the climatic scene of 'lord of the rings"
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
cameras weren't yet rollin' that very hot summer's day
but i thought i'd get that scene down at last
on a tall hill where flames blast
i let those cameras run...and did close-ups of ol' frodo's face
as lava creeped...and streamed
it streamed cause it was red-hot and gooey
man, you could get scarred in this movie...then frodo blew his lines
then fat ol' me...an overfed long haired zealand gnome
yelled at the star of my middle-earth movie...hmm
so there he was...hmm...he was pickin' up the pace
the 'hell on the mountain" thing
he stood high upon that mountain top...ring, was set to hurl
confronted...by that gollum squirrel
he's a weird one...pale one...sick one...spaced one
bent one...warped one....odd one.....crazy one
right in the middle...screams this baby !
the set had not been cleared...this is crazy !...i said......
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
(spoken)
i thought to myself...there goes THAT scene...budget's already crazy
soon, i'll be runnin' out of green...now, wait a minute...
i know we gotta get filming again...before we run outta bread
so...we went back to work one more time
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
start to film hot flames of fire roarin' at his back
gollum disappeared...but soon he returned
bit the hand of our star as they writhed...bit that mother in half
he spit out all but one finger...and he had his ring at last
he tottered on the brink...and then he went kerplunkin'
CUT ! ... PRINT !
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
shake the world...shake the world..oh....ohhhhhhh
film away...film away...film away...film away
film...film....films of mine...films of mine...yeah...pleeeeeeeeeeease
cameras weren't yet rollin' that very hot summer's day
but i thought i'd get that scene down at last
on a tall hill where flames blast
i let those cameras run...and did close-ups of ol' frodo's face
as lava creeped...and streamed
it streamed cause it was red-hot and gooey
man, you could get scarred in this movie...then frodo blew his lines
then fat ol' me...an overfed long haired zealand gnome
yelled at the star of my middle-earth movie...hmm
so there he was...hmm...he was pickin' up the pace
the 'hell on the mountain" thing
he stood high upon that mountain top...ring, was set to hurl
confronted...by that gollum squirrel
he's a weird one...pale one...sick one...spaced one
bent one...warped one....odd one.....crazy one
right in the middle...screams this baby !
the set had not been cleared...this is crazy !...i said......
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
(spoken)
i thought to myself...there goes THAT scene...budget's already crazy
soon, i'll be runnin' out of green...now, wait a minute...
i know we gotta get filming again...before we run outta bread
so...we went back to work one more time
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
start to film hot flames of fire roarin' at his back
gollum disappeared...but soon he returned
bit the hand of our star as they writhed...bit that mother in half
he spit out all but one finger...and he had his ring at last
he tottered on the brink...and then he went kerplunkin'
CUT ! ... PRINT !
films of mine...will shake the world...films of mine...will shake the world
shake the world...shake the world..oh....ohhhhhhh
film away...film away...film away...film away
film...film....films of mine...films of mine...yeah...pleeeeeeeeeeease
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OHH MAN alvin, you're hurtin' us with laughter here!! "...then frodo blew his lines", LOL !! "then fat ol' me...an overfed long haired zealand gnome", ROFL !! "that gollum squirrel", GUFFAW !! 5 votes for the alvin-King under the sky!
Loved this one, alvin! Funny and fun...555
And the Oscar for best director goes to.........Alvin Rhodes..
And they sure did. Very fun parody from the race of Alvin.
thanks johnny rick AFW and 2nz
This is a better story than the actual story. What I found incredible is that Jackson directed all three movies simultaneously, watching monitors. High 5's
thanks dee
I'm not a Ringer, but OS is inane. Good sendup. 555
That would be "climactic scene." 555
DKTOS, but this was much better than the movie. 555's.
thanks tommy, SP (ya got me) and larry
I've never seen the Lord trilogy, but I would be mad if nothin' went right while filming. Funny song!
thanks joseph
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