This old heap still won't start
After The Shovin'
It just sputters and stalls, there's no way
Gonna' shove it on back
To the place where I bought it, yesterday

Calmly, I shall explain
Discontent that I'm feelin'
With my foot on the back of his thigh
Maybe his gift of gab
Can get him out of this one
Let it try!

Thanks for takin' me
With this lemon on wheels, Buddy, Pal!
Now, I'm turnin' you
Into a ...pret..zel !

Birds will sing him to sleep
After The Shovin'
And the punch of my fist in his eye
Satisfaction I'll get will be worth
Any court costs, they apply

Quite a tan, Dealer Dan !
Guess you been down to Florida, too'
But, now After The Shovin'
That tan will turn black and blue...