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Song Parodies -> "After the (Jeffrey Dahmer) Loving"
Original Song Title:
"After the Loving"
Original Performer:
Englebert Humperdinck
Parody Song Title:
"After the (Jeffrey Dahmer) Loving"
Parody Written by:
Conrad MacRoberts
The Lyrics
So I hack you to bits after the loving
And I keep some of them in my 'fridge
And I hope that it's clear what the blood
And the plastic have to say
It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm keeping
Face to face, they just seem to go bad
But I love you so much that the sound
Of your screams can make me mad
Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the tub
Thanks for turning me into a zombie
So I hack you to bits after the loving
And I shave off the hair from your head
And the look on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........
And I know that my 'fridge isn't keeping anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm keeping bits of you
So I hack you to bits after the loving
With a knife that I bought yesterday
And I hope that it's clear what the blood
And the plastic have to say
It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm keeping
Face to face they just seem to go bad
But I love to so much that the sound
Of your screams can make me mad
Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the tub
Thanks for turning me into a zombie
So I hack you to bits after the loving
And I shave all the hair from your head
And the look on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........
And I know that my 'fridge isn't keeping anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm keeping bits of you
And I keep some of them in my 'fridge
And I hope that it's clear what the blood
And the plastic have to say
It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm keeping
Face to face, they just seem to go bad
But I love you so much that the sound
Of your screams can make me mad
Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the tub
Thanks for turning me into a zombie
So I hack you to bits after the loving
And I shave off the hair from your head
And the look on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........
And I know that my 'fridge isn't keeping anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm keeping bits of you
So I hack you to bits after the loving
With a knife that I bought yesterday
And I hope that it's clear what the blood
And the plastic have to say
It's so hard to explain all the things that I'm keeping
Face to face they just seem to go bad
But I love to so much that the sound
Of your screams can make me mad
Thanks for taking me
On a one way trip to the tub
Thanks for turning me into a zombie
So I hack you to bits after the loving
And I shave all the hair from your head
And the look on your face is so real
That it makes me want to cry........
And I know that my 'fridge isn't keeping anything new
Oh, but after the loving, I'm keeping bits of you
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