-> "IP Me"
Original Song Title:
"Release Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Please IP me, static no,
For I can't login anymore.
IPCONFIG /RELEASE again,
Re Lease me and let me surf again.
I can't ping the new hub here,
I don't think my MAC it hears.
A network storm, someone heard told,
IP me, ARP me, lease and go.
Why IP release renew?
It seems a fool this thing to do.
Re Lease it seems would be quite plain,
Why re lease me then renew once again?
Why use two when one will do,
Always release and then renew.
If it's re leasing you want done,
Then release should be two com-mands in one.
If you use DHCP,
Get IP auto-matic-ly.
Dynamically assignments done,
Except when its server does not run.
If your IP's static route,
DHCP you'll do without.
And if that server's down for count,
You'll get logged in quite nicely your account.
An IP address octet four,
Three digits dot and then three more.
The subnet mask must be set right,
It won't log in although you have all night.
If log-in prob-lems plague you,
I've told you now what you can do.
Do IPCONFIG /ALL and see,
Cur-rent stat-us of DHCP.
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