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Song Parodies -> "Blog Evil 9"

Original Song Title:

"Karn Evil 9"

Original Performer:

Emerson Lake and Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Blog Evil 9"

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The Lyrics

A song about flame wars on a political blog with no censor.
Welcome back my friends, S.A.B. show never ends
Ideologies contend
From the Left and the Right
There behind some glass is a real horses-ass
Flinging poop as people pass
Move along, move along

What’s inside’s not for the faint of heart
Comments, snide will blow your head apart
Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth
From jabs like “were you switched for afterbirth?”
You’ve got to see the show; it’s a train wreck. Whoa!
You’ve got to see the show; it’s lock and load

Right before your eyes, you’ll see people lose their mind
As their brand of rhetoric puts ‘em all in a bind
Come inside but watch your step here, bud
‘Else you’ll wind up splattered by the mud

You gotta see the show, it’s a bloody row
You gotta see the show it’s go man, go!

Watch the trolls recline, in their mom’s basement, online
As they blather and opine
Try to shine, try to shine
Next to take the floor is the sad attention whore
Spilling history galore
What a bore what a bore

Exchanging barbs with fools is enough to make one drool
‘Cause they’re stubborn like a mule
What a tool what a tool
I would like it to be known that these tendencies I’ve shown
Aren’t exclusively their own
Yes I’m prone yes I’m prone
Come and see the show! Catch it blow by blow! Come and see the show
See the show!

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