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Song Parodies -> "Cubbie Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Lucky Man"

Original Performer:

Emerson Lake And Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Cubbie Fan"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Heee....had his headphones...and hiiiiis...Cubbie cap
And iiiiin...the eighth inninnnng...he woooooke...from his nap
Ooooh, what a Cubbie fan...he waaaas...
Ooooh, what a Cubbie fan...he waaaas...

Heee...craved a keepsake...a foooul...ball would do
But heeee...tried to take it...from Moooooises Alou
Ooooooh, what a grubby hand...he waaaas...
Ooooh, what a Cubbie fan...he waaaas...

Heeee...almost had it...yet did cheer
Insteeeead...they yelled insults...and baaaaathed him in beer
Oooooh, what a sudsy fan...he waaas...
Ooooh, what a Cubbie fan...he waaaas...

Thiiiings...then turned waaaasn't a joke
He leave early....and miiiiiiss the big choke
Ooooh, what a bloody fan...he nearly waaaas...
Ooooh, what a Cubbie fan...he waaaas...

The paperrrrs...told his reallyyyy...did rile 'em
But Miami....they offerrrred asylum
Oooooh....what a truckin' waaaaas... a guppy fan...he waaaaas...

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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malcolm higgins - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
way over the top guys.. 5-5-5 chalupas
Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one. What Malcolm said.
John Jenkins - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I commend you for doing a great parody without mentioning his name.
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Even the Red Sox have never been done in by one of their own fans. In this case, Chicago is no "Second City," not even to Boston!
Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Youuuuuu get three fives
mac - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooh what a funny song that was.
Jonathan S. - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
According to the PC I'm on, the only vote here is a 2-5-3 - Malc's vote must not have registered - so I'm tossin' in a 555. Nice spoof, BTW.

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