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Song Parodies -> "Stalking Miley"
Original Song Title:
"My Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Stalking Miley"
Parody Written by:
Medemia
The Lyrics
Yes, I know Frank Sinatra did this song before Elvis, but I always preferred Elvis' version (besides, Artistry is Elvis this round.) This is NOT a true story. My wife would be very upset, not to mention local police departments and Billy Ray Cyrus.
And now her place is near
This is her address I’m certain
And soon on her I’ll peer
If someone could just move that curtain
Can’t leave, though bladder’s full
I’ve traveled far to see her Smiley
My Hope, My Destiny
I’m stalking Miley
Jealous, I’ve been there too
It hard not to, I live with passion
I was glad when I heard
That she broke up with that jerk Gaston
I’ve seen each concert date
No ticket price was up too highly
I’d pay more, much more than this
To stalk my Miley
Yes, there were times, I had to run
When Billy Ray took out his gun
But through it all this would not hide
That she will be my blushing bride
To me she’ll sing, I bought a ring
I’m stalking Miley
I’ve tape the Disney girl
I have Big Fish, Breakout’s a virus
It was Best of Both Worlds
Told me to Meet Miley Cyrus
To think, I snuck on set
Saw The Last Song, I was quite wily
Oh yeah, she waved at me
I’m stalking Miley
Look at this photo, it’s signed “With Love”
I’m not a fan, I’m far above
Vanity Fair, I saw the pics
Wish I could be a grey blanket
Soon she’ll appear like Brittany Spears
I’m stalking Miley
I’ll hit the scene when she’s eighteen
And marry Miley
This is her address I’m certain
And soon on her I’ll peer
If someone could just move that curtain
Can’t leave, though bladder’s full
I’ve traveled far to see her Smiley
My Hope, My Destiny
I’m stalking Miley
Jealous, I’ve been there too
It hard not to, I live with passion
I was glad when I heard
That she broke up with that jerk Gaston
I’ve seen each concert date
No ticket price was up too highly
I’d pay more, much more than this
To stalk my Miley
Yes, there were times, I had to run
When Billy Ray took out his gun
But through it all this would not hide
That she will be my blushing bride
To me she’ll sing, I bought a ring
I’m stalking Miley
I’ve tape the Disney girl
I have Big Fish, Breakout’s a virus
It was Best of Both Worlds
Told me to Meet Miley Cyrus
To think, I snuck on set
Saw The Last Song, I was quite wily
Oh yeah, she waved at me
I’m stalking Miley
Look at this photo, it’s signed “With Love”
I’m not a fan, I’m far above
Vanity Fair, I saw the pics
Wish I could be a grey blanket
Soon she’ll appear like Brittany Spears
I’m stalking Miley
I’ll hit the scene when she’s eighteen
And marry Miley
Words by Medemia. Story by TMZ.
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Pacing a teensy bit off from OS in spots, so I gave it a 4 there. Otherwise, lovely, lilting lines of lecherous leering and lasciviousness. ;)
Don't do it! You'll get three slugs right in the achey breaky heart! ;D
No you don't - she's mine. =;-)
My oh Miley. Looks like we are running in the same comp. My entry also deals with a televison personality. FG may be correct on the pacing - I only know the Frank Sinatra version. Don't believe I remember Elvis doing this but I'm sure he did. I'll 5 ya since I cannot detect any flaws.
My oh Miley. Looks like we are running in the same comp. My entry also deals with a televison personality. FG may be correct on the pacing - I only know the Frank Sinatra version. Don't believe I remember Elvis doing this but I'm sure he did. I'll 5 ya since I cannot detect any flaws.
Well, I wrote a parody called "You're a Mean One, Miley Cyrus". It's on the site.
Yeah it's vastly different when Elvis does it. This was funny as hell, the picture you paint of Billy Ray runnin' outside with his shotgun in his pjs is indelible.
Stalking Miley? Great job!!! Personally, I'd rather stalk Riyu Kosaka (a Japanese singer), but that's just me. 555
There's nothing at all creepy about stalking Miley Cyrus, stalking Hannah Montana on the other hand?! That would just be disturbing!!!
(Artistry) You got a lot of Mileage out of this parody. Lovely ending too.
(Artistry) Oh, if only I knew more about Miley outside of the fact she's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter, she sings and she does stuff for Disney. Oh, and knowing the OS wouldn't hurt either. Well written, though.
Hmmm. . .Well I thought it was funny, though I think maybe I'm not as familiar with the situation as I thought, who is Gaston? I've only heard that name once in my life--well several times--but always when I was watching Beauty & The Beast. . .maybe that was intentional I don't know, fun parody though about a really creepy guy.
(ABC05S)
I'm still smiley about this - see my comment above.
I'm still smiley about this - see my comment above.
(ABC5) See above
ABC5(S) One of the problems with a slow moving OS is that it throws off the comedic timing as the listener waits for each line to be finished...Funny parody, though, especially Billy Ray's gun!!!...555!!!
(ABC) I loved that Medemia - easy pacing on the ear and you pretty well covered every Miley gag possible - satirical and celeb-skewering - two of my favourite things - 555
(ABC) I like your work; some good laughs there. You have to get sharper on your pacing, though. Some of your lines were a syllable too much or too little, and some words accented the wrong syllable. Keep up the good work, though! 4-5-5.
ABC- Nice job! Pacing was a little off, but still great job!
Stalking jail bait - good theme! =) Fave line was "Wish I could be a grey blanket" lol. Great work here
Yep, see above :)
This is the best of 2009 Wild Cards Comp...hands down.
I'm many mileys away from the subject, but still a good parody...
(Wild Card)- Excellent job, but it sounds like the pacing was off in a few places...oh well, 555 for binoculars!
(Wild Card) Security code is WA8 (Wait!) LOL I'm not even into Miley or Hannah Montana myself, but this was friggin' hilarious! 555
Stop stealing my thoughts from the past, Agrimorfee...this is hands down the best of the comp and if radio programmers had any sense they would get this on morning radio.
Yeah.
Love it, 555
again see above:)
See above...
(SOTY) 555 eyes on....
SOTY...as long as it's fiction, I'll vote 5s for this. Not because the stalking's creepy...I can deal with that...but stalking MILEY? ; )
A few pacing errors but of course I approve of this one for subject matter. Props for clever integration of Mileyisms. :)
See above
A solid write and a fine lampooning of someone who deserves it...
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