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Song Parodies -> "My Jeans Stuck Like Glue"
Original Song Title:
"The Wonder Of You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"My Jeans Stuck Like Glue"
Parody Written by:
Gari J
The Lyrics
Nasty case of getting your manhood caught in your zipper OUCH
I got my balls caught in a zipper
When I was peeing in the bog
Does not require much concentration
But it was pain to carry on
And I yanked my jeans with my spare hand
As I was screaming OOOHHH
Then the pain stopped
But it stopped too soon
I’m in ER I need a doctor
My eyes are crossed I’m in such pain
Feel I’ve been shot by saw off shotgun
Only a man could know such things
I’ll guess I’ll never know that my zipped fly
Could hurt me like you do
Cause I wonder
My jeans stuck like glue
When I was peeing in the bog
Does not require much concentration
But it was pain to carry on
And I yanked my jeans with my spare hand
As I was screaming OOOHHH
Then the pain stopped
But it stopped too soon
I’m in ER I need a doctor
My eyes are crossed I’m in such pain
Feel I’ve been shot by saw off shotgun
Only a man could know such things
I’ll guess I’ll never know that my zipped fly
Could hurt me like you do
Cause I wonder
My jeans stuck like glue
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YEOWWWWW!
$555.00 to see a specialist!
Good.
Very clever and PAINFUL parody, Gari! Great job as always. 555 pries of the crowbar for your jeans!!
The OS is even more painful than tight jeans. Excellent mangling.
Thanks for commenting everyone i'll do more elvis soon.
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