Song Parodies -> "Burning Stove"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Love"

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Original Performer:

"Burning Stove"

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The Lyrics

Charred and lighting,
I see my furniture frying.
fires on wires,
Someone call the fire patrol.

Call, Call, Call,
How did this ever transpire?
My range is flaming,
The gas in that stove's gonna blow.

Smells just like burning tires,
As the heat longs on the wires,
Did you not watch the fry?
My burning stove!

No, no, no!
I feel the whole structure frying,
Help me to taming,
This combusting fire of mine.
Churning, churning, churning
And everything's fueling,
I think I'm startin' to choke,
Where's that air line?

Smells just like burning tires,
As the heat longs on the wires,
Did you not watch the fry?
My burning stove!

What dummy hoser,
Wired this place up so shoddy?
This can't be healthy,
The flames are now whipping my way,
Starting to seethe.
I've a zest for retreating.

Not Alrighty,
I got a raw burn on my leg,
As the kissing flames shift higher,
And they lit my pants on fire,
And caused my leg to fry,
My burning limb;
My burning limb.
Ow, Ow, burning limb.

(Fade)

It's just a hunka-junka burning stove
It's just a hunka-junka burning stove
It's just a hunka-junka burning stove
It's just a hunka-junka burning stove
It's just a hunka-junka burning stove

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Billy Florio - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

That was really funny!

Guy DiRito - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Glad you liked it Billy. It was something I was just foolin' around with. I almost didn't submit it. You just never know with Elvis stuff.

Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Thankyaverymuch. As a Yankee fan, I tried to rewrite this one from the perspective of a girl in center field who wanted "a hunka hunka Bernie love," but it didn't work. So I rewrote "In the Ghetto" as "Facing Tino," but with Martinez now in St. Louis, it wouldn't make much sense.

Meriadoc - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey Guy! We ought to get your Burning Stove together with our Burning Fridges and have a barbeque! :-D

Peter (the Reader) - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Very very clever - I could hear the words in Elvis-speak in my head!

Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Very funny & creative, Man.

Jeff Reuben - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Just came across this, good song, man.

Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Absolutely fantastic on this one, although as it seems with many--more comments than votes. . .must have been a vote wipe-out or something at some point.

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