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Song Parodies -> "Kim, Stop Breakin' My Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John and Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Kim, Stop Breakin' My Heart"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Most people know about the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries marriage scandal right? If not here's a recap. Kim K. married an NBA player named Kris Humphries. Kris Humphries is madly in love with Kim. They got married on a big E! Channel special. 72 days later, Kim files for divorce after the check she got from getting married came. I feel bad or this dude. I feel ya Kris! SCREW HER! This one's for you Kris Humphries!
Verse 1: Let’s get married today
That’s soundin’ good to me
Oh Kimmy this love could be great
Humphries we’ll have to see
I’ll go prepare the date
I’ll go and check my accounts
Oh Kimmy I can’t love you much more
Ooh, that’s quite an amount

Chorus: Ooh, ooh
Nobody knows it
You are my love
[Aside] Just for three months
Ooh, ooh
Nobody knows it (nobody knows yeah!)
And right from the start
[Aside] I’ll rip out his heart
Oh, oh
Can’t wait ‘til we part

So don’t go breakin’ my heart
I’ll take the cash and then dart
That is breakin’ my heart!

Verse 2: Well nobody warned me
Cuz love is so corny
Now I’m left alone babe
Now I don’t have to fake it!
It’s a misunderstandin’!
You put some cash in my purse
Oh you took a dump on my chest
But really it could be worse

Chorus: Ooh, ooh
Nobody knows it
Loved her no doubt
I spat him out
Ooh, ooh
Nobody knows it (nobody knows yeah!)
Became a wreck
When I got my check
Oh, oh
Now off on my jet

She keeps breakin’ my heart
I cut a fart in his heart
She planned this from the start…

[Montage of Kim dancing in a money shower and Chris cry in the park]

Chorus: Ooh, ooh
Nobody knows it
Thought this was real
I cannot feel
You always wine
Well you ride the pine!
Oh, oh
You get no play time!

Outro: She has broken my heart
Just roll it home in a cart
(You keep breakin’ my…)
(Like you staking my…)
Don’t keep breakin’ my heart
(You keep breakin’ my…)
(Like you staking my…)
Don’t care ‘bout breakin’ some hearts
Please stop breakin’ my heart!
(Please stop breakin’ my heart)
Don’t care ‘bout your dumb heart
Please stop breakin’ my heart!
(Please stop breakin’ my heart)
Don’t care ‘bout your dumb heart
Please stop breakin’ my heart!
(Please stop breakin’ my heart)
Don’t care ‘bout your dumb heart
Please stop breakin’ my heart!
(Please stop breakin’ my heart)
Don’t care ‘bout your dumb heart
Please stop breakin’ my heart!
(Please stop breakin’ my heart)
Don’t care ‘bout your dumb heart

[Fade out]
January 1, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :) LOL the security code was SCM (scam)! ;)
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Matthias - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Not too bad. I didn't follow the Kim Kardashian thing because I don't know who the frick she is nor do I care. She's pretty much the Paris Hilton of the 10s. This wasn't a bad parody but I think it would have been better if you followed the actual rhymes of the original song because it lacked a certain something but it wasn't bad it's just not my favorite from you.
Abbott Skelding - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job! Annoying celebs and their failed relationships are a good muse for parody, and while it didn't rhyme with the OS, I love the title switch...nice work!
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) I may not follow Kim Kardasian, or the rest of the Kardasian sisters, but this is a great take on marrying for love or money...wait, money is more like it! This shows that Kim is nothing but a heartless gold digger!
Porfle Popnecker - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody.
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) I've said this before, but I have no idea who this Kim Kardashawhatsherface is. Still, as Christie said, even without that knowledge I could still enjoy this as a satire of marring for money and all that crap. 555!
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Three months? They lasted that long? Wow! Well done. Conq...you're not missing anything :)
Arwen - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...LOVED this. I could make fun of KK all day, so this is right up my alley...great work!

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