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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Brakin' My Car"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Original Performer:
Elton John And Kiki Dee
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No Brakin' My Car"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
ain't no brakin' my car
i couldn't if i tried
honey, it makes me reckless
baby, watch your behind
ain't no brakin' my car
no one will ride with me
honey, you won't hop in my ford
i tailgate, you see
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car
i nearly was totaled
accordian folded
they ain't up to snuff, babe
don't think i can brake it
i know my brake's ain't dandy
i know i'm riskin' my life
don't want my car up in flames
oh, what a terrible sight
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car
i couldn't if i tried
honey, it makes me reckless
baby, watch your behind
ain't no brakin' my car
no one will ride with me
honey, you won't hop in my ford
i tailgate, you see
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car
i nearly was totaled
accordian folded
they ain't up to snuff, babe
don't think i can brake it
i know my brake's ain't dandy
i know i'm riskin' my life
don't want my car up in flames
oh, what a terrible sight
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
almost mowed down
nearly spun 'round
whoa-oh...that was a close one
(that was a close one)
just past, i dart
that wasn't too smart
noooooooooooooooo
that wasn't too smart
there ain't no brakin' my car
i won't be brakin' my car
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my...
ain't no brakin' my car
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High caliper stuff. *groan*. Here's some DOT 5 brake fluid.
This sounds like a scoop for CNN Braking news...fives
thanks red ant and AFW
LOLOL! Extra funny! and some 5's for brakes.
thanks adagio
I totally love the original song and this was one wild ride. Thanks for that.
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