Who's that makin' that fart?
Smells like somethin' died.
Funny it makes me breathless,
The fumes are makin' me blind.

Don't keep makin' those farts.
Something you ate don't agree.
Ew-ee I'm knocked to the floor.
I'm down on one knee.

Everyone nose it,
Don't make a sound,
Coming inbound,
Don't smell like roses,
Boy that one's tart,
So waive off the fart,
Please waive off the fart.

So just stop making those farts.
I can't stop making these farts.
Just stop making those farts.

So someone knocked cold us,
And they make my nose bust.
It came like a caustic wave,
You just can't mistake it.

Set your digestive glands free.
It's like a fight for your life.
Don't put your farts to no flame,
Cause then your farts will ignite.