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Song Parodies -> "Telephone Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone Line"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Telephone Bills"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Hello? Where are you? Have we've been cut off?
Now I'm very, very, very, very, very pissed
That's what I yelled, I'd like to call you back
If I paid up my telephone, yea, yea, yea
What? Final notice? I've already paid
Don't you remember I sent a check last month?
Fo-or, half the, full amount, that check must have bounced
Now I lost my deposit

Too much, someone calls too much, to France and Amsterdam
Collect, long distance, and I have no savings plan
I look at the numbers called (I'm sure I don't know someone from Beirut)
And I am appalled (what the hell is 1-800-Lick My Boots?)
Oh, no, telephone bills, these rates can kill, I'm not paying for it
Oh, no, telephone bills, gives me the chills, I just can't afford it

O.K., so they're not listening, why won't they just let it slide
Until next week, next month, next year
Oh, ooo, I'll sit and pout, from the darkness of my house
Because my hydro's not paid too yea, yea, yea
c copyright 2005 SquirrelbaitSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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Mikey Squirrel - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Now, who couldn't relate..huh?
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I can tell you are waiting for some comments. Well, here you go: GREAT PARODY. I love the OS. 5's
Wolverine - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) Writing parodies must not pay what it used to. Someone want to help Mike out with his bills? :-)
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Very funny song from mundane lyrics! I especially liked the chorus, and how you used "distance" for Jeff Lynne's "ni-ights".
Michael McVey - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I see roomie called the gag lines!---MM
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) DKTOS, but it was very funny. I could see the same theme being used for a 'Beverly Hills' parody...not by me, of course.
Jason - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) Excellent. 555
Cat - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing as Conqueror...but this was great! I must admit I don't like it when people just write "Chorus," though...c'mon people, do some variation!
Max Power - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) 1-800-Lick My Boots is a misprint - the last 't' was supposed to be a letter closer to the start of the alphabet - I know what I'm talking about because.....never mind - funny take on the OS Mikey - 555
Rick C - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) I LOVE this old OS and you did a great job with the parody here, Mikey! Sorry I missed it before. 555
Matthias - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be a parody of Weezer's "Beverly Hills" for sure
Kristof Robertson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) A great parody unfairly (IMHO) overlooked the first time. I love ELO, and am sorry it took me so long to find this. 555
Johnny D - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) "1-800-Lick My Boots", LOL !!!
Red Ant - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) I confess, "1-800-Lick My Boots" is my private "naughty" line. At least, that's what the pervs think: it's just a recording of my cat licking my old Red Wing work boots (1-800-PUSS-N-BOOTS was taken). Fun stuff, Mikey. Call 555...
Arwen - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...I don't think I know the OS...but a fun read anyway...
Jack Wilson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it, 5s
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Good call, you went the distance with this one!

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