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Song Parodies -> "Evil Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Evil Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ELO
Parody Song Title:
"Evil Santa"
Parody Written by:
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
The Lyrics
They Put A Spell On Him
So Naughty Children Could Get Some Cole
There Was A Collision
Up At The North Pole
All The Reindeer Got Sick
Cause Some Poison
And Some Elves Were Cryin
There's A Hole On The Earth
Were The Snow Comes Down
You Took The Toys Them
Ha Ha Said The Bad Kids
Why Is Santa Acting Like This
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa (For Evil Santa)
Evil Santa
Evil Santa Said
Merry Unchristmas
Ha Ha Elves Had Broke The Spell
Now Santa Was Back To Good
And Brought Millions Of Kids
Some Good Toys
But Santa Said I Wish I Wasn't
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
So Naughty Children Could Get Some Cole
There Was A Collision
Up At The North Pole
All The Reindeer Got Sick
Cause Some Poison
And Some Elves Were Cryin
There's A Hole On The Earth
Were The Snow Comes Down
You Took The Toys Them
Ha Ha Said The Bad Kids
Why Is Santa Acting Like This
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa (For Evil Santa)
Evil Santa
Evil Santa Said
Merry Unchristmas
Ha Ha Elves Had Broke The Spell
Now Santa Was Back To Good
And Brought Millions Of Kids
Some Good Toys
But Santa Said I Wish I Wasn't
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
Evil Santa
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That's coal! C-O-A-L! COAL! (I'm not gonna get any, am I?!)
No man, you're safe. Unless you voted this any higher than a 3 at all.
Gee, this is worse than any of Phoebe's songs. It make "Smelly Cat" sound like "The Lion King". (I hope Pheebs doesn't read this. :/)
this is totally lame, the person who wrote this has the talent of a tampon.
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
I saw 'Jeff Lynne's ELO' last year, it was a dream since I was in my early teens. Great show it was! Dumb parody this is. Jeff would probably give it the British vulgar 2-finger 'legs open' salute.
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