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Song Parodies -> "Phoenix Woman."

Original Song Title:

"Evil Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ELO

Parody Song Title:

"Phoenix Woman."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

She made a toy out of me.
But her twisted games have got to end.


Hey, that woman's got an evil gaze.
Her powers will put your mind in a haze.
Be careful you don't end up her pet.
She transforms people into transfurs and drones.
There's no one there, not even their mind any more.
She turned me into a maid and treated me like a slave.
Ha, ha, woman, it's a cryin' shame
That you play with others like you think it's a game.


She's that phoenix-woman.
That twisted phoenix-woman.
Phoenix-woman.
Phoenix-woman.


Nobody knows where she's even from.
Is she from another dimension or from beyond the stars?
But they know of her wicked ways.
I found her victims stuck in a brainwashed haze.
Ha, ha, Ciel, darling...what is up with you?

The human body is a plaything to you.
You contorted my friend into a transfur.
You contributed to Puro getting overexposed.

You turn people into dolls and clothes.


But you'll find that you'll lose this game.

That crazy phoenix-woman.

Crazy phoenix-woman.

Such a wicked birdy.

Phoenix-woman.

Phoenix-woman. (you're a wicked phoenix-woman).

Phoenix-woman (damn you vile woman)

Phoenix-woman (wicked phoenix-woman).


Phoenix-woman.


Phoenix-woman, you think you're right but you're wrong.

Well I am not falling for your siren song.
Ha, ha, funny, how you turned him into a toy.
You made me feel bad for the poor boy.


You never learn your lesson, even when you die.
Brainwashing is something you fetishize.
Ha, ha, that's not nice you know.
How I wish that you'd simply go.


Phoenix-woman.

That crazy phoenix-woman.
Crazy phoenix-woman.
Such a wicked birdy.

Phoenix-woman.
Phoenix-woman. (you're a wicked phoenix-woman).
Phoenix-woman (damn you vile woman)
Phoenix-woman (wicked phoenix-woman).
Phoenix-woman (twisted phoenix-woman).

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