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Song Parodies -> "Santa Got Run Over By His Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Elmo & Patsy
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Got Run Over By His Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve
Gonna’ bag ourselves a trophy
One to make the boys turn green
A mighty buck with nose a glowin’
Would be the damnedest sight they’d ever seen
On the next roof dressed in camo
This was our plan of attack
We would wait until ol’ Santa
Had done slithered down the chimney with his sack
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Put some scent lure on my roof antenna
Which was the reason for the deer stampede
Now the jolly one’s not smilin’
There’s no twinkle in his eye
Didn’t help the situation
Takin’ pot shots at his reindeer on the fly
Didn’t think about this clearly
Now in hindsight, plain to see
With Kris Kringle in a foul mood
There won’t be a single present ‘neath the tree
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Blowing on a grunt tube, rattling antlers
Can make a randy buck rush off to breed
Well my wife is pretty sore now
And the kids have disowned me
And the in-laws won’t come over
That’s the only silver lining that I see
Sent a dozen notes imploring
With this one wish as my goal
Please do not forget me Santa
And in my stocking I might find some coal
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve
Gonna’ bag ourselves a trophy
One to make the boys turn green
A mighty buck with nose a glowin’
Would be the damnedest sight they’d ever seen
On the next roof dressed in camo
This was our plan of attack
We would wait until ol’ Santa
Had done slithered down the chimney with his sack
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Put some scent lure on my roof antenna
Which was the reason for the deer stampede
Now the jolly one’s not smilin’
There’s no twinkle in his eye
Didn’t help the situation
Takin’ pot shots at his reindeer on the fly
Didn’t think about this clearly
Now in hindsight, plain to see
With Kris Kringle in a foul mood
There won’t be a single present ‘neath the tree
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Blowing on a grunt tube, rattling antlers
Can make a randy buck rush off to breed
Well my wife is pretty sore now
And the kids have disowned me
And the in-laws won’t come over
That’s the only silver lining that I see
Sent a dozen notes imploring
With this one wish as my goal
Please do not forget me Santa
And in my stocking I might find some coal
Santa got run over by his reindeer
Stopping on my rooftop Christmas Eve
Didn’t see the deer corn in the gutter
As I was hunting with my best friend Steve
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Good to see something far fetched and beyond, and yet interesting
very funny kind of reminds me of a parody I wrote with Charmander X a few years back called "Grandma Murdered Santa And His Reindeer" only if I'm honest I think I liked yours a bit better! 5's
Thanks Pete, Jonathan I'll be moving on from the hunting theme tomorrow... unles you count shopping as a blood sport, and I do.
If that doesn't tickle you....You're not breathing
It is inevitable since Santa hangs around with flying caribous way too many times.
Ya hey dere, this was very much in the spirit of Dr. Demento classic artist Da Yoopers ('the Turdy Point Buck'). Nice revisit of a much overplayed tune.
Well, this one was really good, overall and for its theme that was well milked, but maybe not as original as you youngsters might think, killing/hurting Santa is done here again and again every year (and I think that says something profund about how most of us REALLY feel about his long winter holiday season). 555 though!
Great job! I agree that it does have a throwback, old school Dr. Demento feel, which is always good. A lot of funny lines and a funny story overall, nice work!
Pick of the bunch so far - witty and sick. Perfect :-)
Ho, ho, hooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SOTM) Morbid yet still pretty funny (and a far better attempt at black humour than the OS, IMO), this was a great tale of holiday manslaughter. 555!
Ever see the movie Santa's Slay? I would totally recommend that while we're on the subject of dark Christmas humor! This is great!
All for dark humor, and dark Christmas humor is alway fun for me. Really enjoyed this.
Thanks for all the comments and support, I'll cherish my SOTM win till the end of SOTM.
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